I was at a race a couple of months back where somebody
mentioned to me that my blog, which is supposed to be a running blog, seemed
to feature an awful lot of socialising and eating and drinking and random
stuff…but very little running. So I thought that this time I would do a real
proper runner’s real proper running blog post and write about THE RUNNING.
However this, I felt, would require a little research. My research involved
trawling the internet for running blogs and there are a lot, an awful lot, and many
seem to be rather different to my blog.
Quite a few blogs
seem to include details of daily training and most seem to have such a thing as
a “training plan” against which to monitor progress and a race plan against
which to monitor the mile by mile happenings in the race. Clearly this is where
I’m going wrong. Most disconcertingly none of them weigh up the relative merits
of the post race beer or whisky, it’s all about THE RUNNING. There is, however,
a lot of rather dull chat about race nutrition and kit. This is perhaps forgivable when writing about an ultra but for a half marathon?.
Anyway for the purposes of this blog posting I’ve come to
the following conclusions – for it to be a real proper running blog the primary
focus needs to be THE RUNNING and not the socialising and eating and drinking
and, at the very least, a real proper running blog should feature a mile by
mile account of the race and all the competitors thoughts and experiences of
the race. So for the purposes of this posting I have done the same….
(In case anyone needs subtitles they are in brackets
underneath).
We stocked up on vital pre-race nutritional products
(Pass me the corkscrew)
And we spent the evening focusing on carbohydrate loading
and our hydration levels
(we got stuck in to the wine, whisky and amazing food that
Joanie had prepared for us)
The evening was spend in deep concentration visualising the
race and focusing on the task ahead
(I was introduced to “The Voice”. Apparently I’m the only
person in the world who has never seen it before. Now I know why)
Next morning we each focused on our intensive pre-race warm
up routine
(we sat around nervously talking rubbish and guzzling coffee whilst trying to give each other an earworm with annoying Kylie and
Katy Perry songs, an earworm that would hopefully last the entire race
BUWWWAHAHAHAHA!!!….)
Mile 1 -I set off at a good positive pace that should take
me under my pb
(Shit! Man, this is way too fast…!)
Mile 2- I adjusted my pace according to my race schedule
(Gotta slow down – I’m knackered already)
Mile 3- I kept a keen an eye out for the competition, easy
to lose sight of them in the crowd
(Wonder where John is, if he goes past me in the last mile
I’ll never speak to him again)
Mile 4 – Here’s a hill. I’ve been practising those in
training especially
(I like Saturday morning hill training ‘coz you get tea and
cake afterwards)
Mile 5 - I must concentrate on my nutrition and hydration
strategy
(I wonder if there’s anything on that water station table
that looks remotely tasty? Those carbo shot gels give me the dry boak)
Mile 6 – I’ve trained hard for this so I am expecting a good
time
(on my 25 mile a week? Who am I trying to kid?)
Mile 7- I think my nutrition strategy is slightly flawed I
wonder if the next water station has gels
(I’m hungry. I wonder if there is any sponge cake left back
at Joanie’s?)
Mile 8- I’ve slowed, I must work to maintain this pace
(Wonder where John is, if he goes past me in the last mile
I’ll never speak to him again)
Mile 9- I’m definitely feeling depleted
(I’m very hungry. I wonder if there is any sponge cake left
back at Joanie’s?)
Mile 10 –Only 3 miles to go and I'm still on target
(Hope I make it inside 2 hours)
Mile 11 – I wonder how far behind the race leaders I am
(I bet Bert has finished by now – smug git)
Mile 12 – this is getting difficult now, must focus on the
finish
(I wonder if there’s any sponge cake AND whisky back at
Joanie’s?)
Mile 13 – I glance at the clock and all the detailed race
prep and focus has been rewarded with a pb as expected
(HTF did that happen? - try not to wobble, fall over or
puke…)
It doesn’t really work does it? In future think I’ll stick
to writing about the socialising and eating and drinking…I haven't even got any pictures of anyone actually running...